Total Medals Earned: 489 (From 67 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,525 Points
Medals Earned: 6/12 (80/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 9/15 (55/325 points)
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Submit your score.
Die by falling off the edge.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Die by getting squished.
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Complete the Tutorial.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)
Get to 100 points
Get to 200 points
Get to 300 points
Medals Earned: 5/6 (25/35 points)
Stop to vibrate :D
Play the game another time!
Start to vibrate :D
Keep Going!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Play for a lot of time!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
Check the Credits Page!
Finish the Tadpole stage!
Clear the Lizard stage!
Clear the Dinosaur stage!
Clear the game!
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
Launch the Turtle
Get skewered on spikes
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/225 points)
Burn 500 calories
Burn 2,000 calories
Burn 1,000 calories
Burn 5,000 calories
Burn 10,000 calories
Burn 15,000 Calories
Burn 25,000 Calories
Burn 40,000 Calories
Burn 50,000 calories
Burn 75,000 calories
Medals Earned: 3/4 (40/90 points)
Complete 5 levels.
Complete 10 levels.
Complete 15 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Medals Earned: 80/80 (400/400 points)
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Medals Earned: 9/12 (120/320 points)
10 seconds in Easy Mode
10 seconds in medium
20 secs easy
30 Seconds in Easy
went for hard mode
Medium Mode!!!
Wimped Out and Went For Easy Mode
20 seconds in hard mode
get 25 seconds in Medium Mode
50 seconds in hard mode. ROTATION!!
50 YO!!!
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